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While I've always had great admiration for Catherine Denueve, don't assume that the following is me talking. This is just something I've wanted to do for awhile, for laughs more than anything else - though you wouldn't believe how hard it is to find words that even come close to rhyming with Deneuve...
"If I Only Had Deneuve"
[sung to the tune of "If I Only Had The Nerve" from The Wizard of Oz]
There's a lady from the movies
An enchanting Gallic beauty
That's got my heart astir
The whole world would envy me-oh,
From Cherbourg down to Rio
If I only had Deneuve!
She can move your soul to tears
Or play upon your fears
With spirit and with verve
Hair of gold and eyes so bright,
How I long to hold her tight
Oh, if I only had Deneuve!
Oh I, am just a guy,
Who's never even been to France
Could I take a chance on something so much more?
Cherchez la femme?
Toujours l'amour!
Could I take a chance on something so much more?
Cherchez la femme?
Toujours l'amour!
But my destiny is only
To be so sad and lonely
A fate I don't deserve
One thing that I know for sure
She would be my belle de jour
If I only had Deneuve!
Wow, very funny lyrics! Yet I'm not the best singer, I could remember the une of "If I only had the nerve" and sing along. Wonderful!
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Singing ability is definitely not required to appreciate this post.
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ReplyDeleteThis is great! I definitely sang along...
Thanks for contributing to the Blogathon.
And that is the best compliment I could get. Thank you.
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