Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
Two Little Rock girls had a plan:
"Let's each bag a filthy-rich man!"
Through song and through dance,
They both took a chance
To get that rock put on their hand.
The Thing From Another World
Those North Pole eggheads got scars
From a strange visitor from the stars
He was fought in the snow
But all he wanted to know
Bringing Up Baby
A troublesome leopard ain't nothin'
Next to being caught wearing Kate's clothin'.
When inquired why,
Ol' Cary replied,
"I just went GAY all of a sudden!"
Why am I in a lyrical mood? Ask Brandie.
Really enjoyed your contributions, Rich! We'll be announcing the winners next week, so good luck! Thanks for participating in our third-anniversary contest. :)
ReplyDeleteThank you. Never wrote a limerick before, so this was a bit of a challenge.
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