Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
Two Little Rock girls had a plan:
"Let's each bag a filthy-rich man!"
Through song and through dance,
They both took a chance
To get that rock put on their hand.
The Thing From Another World
Those North Pole eggheads got scars
From a strange visitor from the stars
He was fought in the snow
But all he wanted to know
Bringing Up Baby
A troublesome leopard ain't nothin'
Next to being caught wearing Kate's clothin'.
When inquired why,
Ol' Cary replied,
"I just went GAY all of a sudden!"
Why am I in a lyrical mood? Ask Brandie.